WAKE UP

STEP OFF! BACK THE FUCK UP! STOP THE FUCKING HOMOPHOBIC COMMENTS BECAUSE SLIIMY REPS DGAF TO THE FULLEST! DON'T BE JEALOUS! ACTUALLY, WAIT, YOU SHOULD BE JEALOUS! BECAUSE HE ALSO KIND OF LOOKS LIKE PRINCE!

LUKE "SKYYWALKER" CAMPBELL IS CRYING RIGHT NOW BECAUSE HE CAME OUT WITH A BORING ASS REALITY SHOW A FEW YEARS AGO INSTEAD OF FINDING BETTER USES FOR THE PHRASE "IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY":



AND JARED LETO, PLEASE STOP COVERING SONGS AND LET SLIIMY TAKE OVER:



PEREZ HILTON, I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD THANK YOU FOR ANYTHING, BUT THANK YOU FOR PROMOTING THIS SASSY MAN!

France, stop being so DGAF! Wait... no, DON'T!