DGAF CHATS pt 1

The first in a series of the most ridiculous chats i've ever been a part of...


cynthia:
HI DON CAKES
Shimosh:
hahahahaha
don cakes
creepy
cynthia:
or apparently lil don cakes now
Shimosh:
i imagine little cakes
Lil Don:
Amy farts.
Shimosh:
with don's face on it
lil don cakes
cynthia:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH awwwww don is the shit
now i talk slang
Shimosh:
don shits

Shimosh:
http://dailybooth.com/Jon:/642547
cynthia:
OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
JON
JON
suzanarchist:
are u serious
cynthia:
JON
AWWWWWWWWWWW
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SUZANNE
suzanarchist:
WHAT THE HELL
cynthia:
SUZANNE I HEART U SO MUCH
suzanarchist:
IS GOING ON
cynthia:
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
suzanarchist:
WHAT HAVE WE CREATED
JON WTF




Lil Don:
You already got on the Justice myspace!
you're famous!
suzanarchist:
i know don.
LOL
Lil Don:
first LMFAO
suzanarchist:
at like 4 am
Lil Don:
actually
suzanarchist:
NO
DON
NO
Lil Don:
first Justice
suzanarchist:
DON
NO
Lil Don:
then LMFAO
then JUSTICE
suzanarchist:
LOL
WHAT LOL
Lil Don:
then JUSTMFAO
which is some sort of chinese food dish I don't know
suzanarchist:
DON
LOL
JUSTMFAO
Shimosh:
AHAHAHA
Lil Don:
LMFAJUSTICE



cynthia:
gaspards package kinda goes side to side..... HUGE MAN.... im assuming
Shimosh:
hahahah omg don't even start
hahah oh xavier
http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/KuJaKgo5xmT/Belvedere+IX+Launch+Party/ZfotU9YG3J6/Xavier+de+Rosnay
handsome.
lol!!!!
Jon:
i guess its cool to tuck it to the right
haha
Shimosh:
LOL
suzanarchist:
jon = xavier
Jon:
haha
Shimosh:
no
jon=amy as xavier
Jon:
jon=amy=xavier
Lil Don:
Amy = Jon = Asian Xavier


Shimosh:
omg jon is asian xavier
jonvier
Lil Don:
LOL
suzanarchist:
jon
u win
u have no idea
Lil Don:
You win the prize Jon
you win sideburns
Jon:
I want my chops shipped usps
suzanarchist:
oh wow
Jon:
i need a friend to be suz=gaspard
Lil Don:
fuck that
just be friends with gaspard
Jon:
haha
Lil Don:
it's easier



suzanarchist:
look that calico cat
suzanarchist:
cunthia
Lil Don:
him and his hoi face
Lil Don:
LOL
suzanarchist:
cynthia
suzanarchist:
LOL
Lil Don:
CUNTHIA
Jon:
HAHAHAHAH!
suzanarchist:
OH MY GOD
Lil Don:
HAHAHAHAHA
suzanarchist:
THAT WAS BAD
cynthia:
CUNT
cynthia:
CUNT
suzanarchist:
I AM SO SORRY
cynthia:
CUNT
Lil Don:
HOLY SHIT
cynthia:

Jon:
hahahahahahahha
Lil Don:
hAHHAHAHAHA
Shimosh:
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
cynthia:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Jon:
amazing
suzanarchist:
I ACTUALLY MISTYPED THAT
cynthia:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
suzanarchist:
NO JOKE
suzanarchist:
WHAT DID I DO
Lil Don:
I FUCKING TOOK A SHIT ON MY COMPUTER
cynthia:
I LOVE THAT WORD GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
suzanarchist:
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
cynthia:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DON
cynthia:
CUNT-IA
cynthia:
omg omg
Lil Don:
LOL
cynthia:
i cant im dying here
Jon:
lol
Lil Don:
SUZANNE FAIL
Lil Don:
CUNT FAIL
Jon:
best mistake of 2009
suzanarchist:
uh
Jon:
Cunt Win




suzanarchist:
you can't wu tang better than me
suzanarchist:
i'm going back to baltimore
Jon:
brawltimore
Shimosh:
HAHA
suzanarchist:
'that's right
cynthia:
2:47 am, cunt , cucumbers, paper bags, justice.....
Jon:
haha
Lil Don:
hahahaha
Shimosh:
YES.
Lil Don:
yes
Shimosh:
cunthia
Lil Don:
exactly
suzanarchist:
i'm going to BALLtimore with gaspard
Lil Don:
hahaha
suzanarchist:
bye
Jon:
hahaha
Shimosh:
that was the greatest
Lil Don:
CUNTIMORE


Jon:
there is no farting on food... therefore don is uninterested



suzanarchist:
are we gonna look at dick all night
suzanarchist:
bc im down
suzanarchist:
i mean



Jon:
amy will film suzanne randomly, and splice all the clips together to make a movie
Jon:
and that will be her parts
Shimosh:
hahahah
cynthia:
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
Shimosh:
damn
Jon:
and it will interact with the rest of the movie
Shimosh:
damn this video
Jon:
haha
Shimosh:
ahahahahhahahaha
Lil Don:
dude
Shimosh:
yesss that would be so creepy and hilarious
Jon:
hahaha
Shimosh:
and cucumbers everywhere
Lil Don:
you know people are going to be touching themselves to that video thinking it's the real justice
Jon:
involuntary.. involvement
cynthia:
i know i will



Lil Don:
justice would be touching themselves to that video
cynthia:
actually i think they will be turned on by th eidea of 2 girls acting as justice
cynthia:
hahahaah don
cynthia:
YES
Shimosh:
haha i know
suzanarchist:
uh
suzanarchist:
DON
suzanarchist:
DON
suzanarchist:
DON
Shimosh:
they will
suzanarchist:
DON!
Shimosh:
how masturbatory.
suzanarchist:
i am not commenting
Shimosh:
"i am not commenting" is a comment.
cynthia:
MASTURBATORY
cynthia:
OMG




Lil Don:
amy i know you're wearing those sideburns right now
suzanarchist:
me too
suzanarchist:
ADFShdhsjakdf;adfjssad;k
suzanarchist:
DON STOP
Jon:
LOLOL
suzanarchist:
DON
Shimosh:
fuck
suzanarchist:
STOP LOL
Shimosh:
how'd you know?
Jon:
its the only way she can sleep
Lil Don:
and I know suzanne's wearing those cucumbers
suzanarchist:
DON
Jon:
HAHAHHAHAHAHHA
Shimosh:
LOL
suzanarchist:
DON
Jon:
thats the only way i can sleep




cynthia:
JON DON AMY SUZ CUNTIA
Lil Don:
hahaha
Shimosh:
CUNTHIA
Jon:
lol
Lil Don:
CUNTHIA!
Shimosh:
THAT WAS THE BEST
Shimosh:
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
Lil Don:
mannn
Lil Don:
lolol
cynthia:
IM A CUNTHIA
Jon:
hahahahahhaha
Shimosh:
you are so cunthia
Shimosh:
that's so cunthia
Jon:
i was gonna say that
Jon:
hahaha
Shimosh:
HAHA
Shimosh:
same mind
Jon:
lol yus!
Shimosh:
YUS
Shimosh:
cyn, you can have your own show
suzanarchist:
uh
Shimosh:
parody that's so raven
suzanarchist:
bleep
suzanarchist:
dfok
cynthia:
this is so cunthia
suzanarchist:
eafidshcvxk
Jon:
hahahhaha
Lil Don:
That's so cunthia!
cynthia:
haha
suzanarchist:
odfsdv
suzanarchist:
]egknrf,cvkb,
Lil Don:
YES
cynthia:
OMG LOL
Jon:
WIN!
cynthia:
WTF HAHA
suzanarchist:
p;okjpilnkbn
Shimosh:
we'll all be in it as your supporting cast
cynthia:
MAJOR WIN
suzanarchist:
no cucumber
suzanarchist:
zucchini





Lil Don:
no cucumber
Shimosh:
HAHAHA
Lil Don:
just cunt



Shimosh:
don does not know the meaning of the word "inappropriate"
suzanarchist:
CAN WE STOP TALKING ABOUT TALL SKINNY DJS WITH LARGE WEINERS NOW PLEASE
Shimosh:
he should really look it up in the dictionary one day
Lil Don:
hahaha
Lil Don:
no there is no such thing
Jon:
but we just got started
Shimosh:
but that's the best topic of conversation
suzanarchist:
arrrrrrrggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
cynthia:
large weiners
Shimosh:
HAHA YES
Lil Don:
haha
Jon:
hahahaha
cynthia:
johnnies
Shimosh:
so..
suzanarchist:
i'm gonna have SO MUCH MACARONI SALAD



cynthia3
macaroni salad will come out of ur ears
Jon:
eating macaroni salad thinking about DJ weiners
Jon:
haha
Lil Don:
you'll poop out little gaspards
Jon:
LOLOLOL!
Lil Don:
it's actually little turds with a mustache
Shimosh:
ahahahah
Lil Don:
and leather vests
Shimosh:
poop out gaspard
Shimosh:
s
Jon:
that would tickle
suzanarchist:
DONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN



suzanarchist:
DON
Lil Don:
lol
Jon:
lol
Lil Don:
DONNN
suzanarchist:
POO POO WITH LEATHER VEST
suzanarchist:
DON
Jon:
Poop gaspard can bee a character too
suzanarchist:
DON
suzanarchist:
NO
suzanarchist:
DON
suzanarchist:
LEATHER VEST POO POO
suzanarchist:
NO DON
Jon:
omg
Jon:
lol
Lil Don:
Leather Vest Poo Gaspard



Blaze:
it always creeps me out when people say "your parents were young then. you weren't even a twinkle in their eye"
Shimosh:
wha?
suzanarchist:
yeah LOL
suzanarchist:
LOL
Shimosh:
who the hell says that?
suzanarchist:
amanda is funny
Jon:
lol hahahahhahaa
Blaze:
professors
Jon:
...amy
Jon:
lol
Lil Don:
that's where babbies come from
Shimosh:
hahahahah shut up!
Lil Don:
eyeballs
Jon:
your eye?
suzanarchist:
amanda is in the wu tang
Blaze:
i remember way back when...
Jon:
no its balls
Blaze:
ghostface killah
Jon:
not eyeballs
Shimosh:
no balls
Jon:
...don
suzanarchist:
see it told u
Lil Don:
just big eyes
Shimosh:
just big cucumber


Jon:
gaspard messaged me, he said to stop looking at his weiner
suzanarchist:
dskjfkadsjklfsdjksj
Jon:
...please
suzanarchist:
SANDWICHES YES
Shimosh:
LOL JON



suzanarchist:
oh no
suzanarchist:
jon saw all my comments
Jon:
hahahha
Jon:
amy showed me that
suzanarchist:
uh
suzanarchist:
...
suzanarchist:
it wasn't me
Jon:
hahaha
suzanarchist:
gaspard hacked my fb
suzanarchist:
that's why he's in my profile pic
Lil Don:
suzanne
Blaze:
gaspard is a pro hacker
suzanarchist:
and he writes stuff under my name on that page
Blaze:
or good at guessing passwords
Lil Don:
you kept trying to hit on gaspard and xavier on facebook
suzanarchist:
to make me look more stupid than i already am
Blaze:
because your password is "gaspard"
suzanarchist:
no that was gaspard
suzanarchist:
AMANDA
Lil Don:
hahaha yes
suzanarchist:
LOL
suzanarchist:
AMANDa ! LOL
Shimosh:
HAHA
Blaze:
am i opposite sebastiAn or what?
suzanarchist:
wait
Jon:
ohhhhh
suzanarchist:
WHAT
Jon:
lol
suzanarchist:
???
Blaze:
all caps except the a
Shimosh:
HAHA
Jon:
did amy just hear sebastiAn?
Shimosh:
yes
Jon:
lol
Blaze:
he's moaning in her bedroom




Jon:
uncontrollable drool
Shimosh:
ahahaaahahaha
Blaze:
swimming pool
suzanarchist:
AMANDA!!!
suzanarchist:
AMANDA!!!!
suzanarchist:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
Blaze:
chlorine kills sperm
Jon:
dont drink it
Shimosh:
lawlz
Blaze:
sperm or chlorine?
Blaze:
or dead sperm
Jon:
sperms is okay
suzanarchist:
uh
Jon:
not chlorine
Jon:
hahaha
suzanarchist:
iknew this woudl get bad
Blaze:
i love advice
Jon:
it was tested in the masturbartory
Blaze:
YS
Blaze:
E
Jon:
hahahhaa
Jon:
don tell us your results
Jon:
haha
Blaze:
that sounds like a dangerous place
Lil Don:
hey
suzanarchist:
AMANDa
Jon:
hahahahahha
suzanarchist:
AMaNDA
Blaze:
also not clean
Blaze:
are you testing out my new capitalization or talking to me?
Lil Don:
suzAnne
Lil Don:
I dont' think it works if it's in the middle
Jon:
dOn
Lil Don:
no
Lil Don:
that's stupid
Jon:
oh damn
suzanarchist:
dOn
Jon:
Don
Jon:
there
Jon:
hahaha



suzanarchist:
i'm gonna save this chat
Jon:
JoN
suzanarchist:
and send it to busy p
Lil Don:
oMg hI jOn!
suzanarchist:
and he'll put it on his blog
Jon:
hahahaha
Lil Don:
a/s/l
Jon:
lOlZ
suzanarchist:
starting from the part about gaspard's package





Jon:
his cucumber isnt hard enough
Lil Don:
Hard summer
Blaze:
it won't even reach your eye
Jon:
therefore... useless
Lil Don:
it doesn't even have sideburns
Jon:
no cucumber should be without sideburns
Jon:
maybe its too hot for sideburns
Lil Don:
it's never too hot for sideburns
suzanarchist:
JON
suzanarchist:
DON
Lil Don:
SUZ
suzanarchist:
AMANDA
Jon:
AMY!
Blaze:
ME
Lil Don:
CUNT
Jon:
you
Lil Don:
wait





Jon:
its spreading
Blaze:
like the herps
Lil Don:
dammit
Lil Don:
beat me to it
Jon:
lol
Lil Don:
just like herpes
Jon:
i was gonna say like your mother
Jon:
ba da ding!
Blaze:
her legs?




Blaze:
i just typed "why is your dick so small" in another chat i'm in
suzanarchist:
LOL
Blaze:
there was context
suzanarchist:
amanda u pimp





suzanarchist:
don
Shimosh:
cucumber
suzanarchist:
DON
suzanarchist:
DON!!!!!
Blaze:
gaspardcumber
Lil Don:
RULES!!!
suzanarchist:
AMANDA
suzanarchist:
!!!!!
Shimosh:
LOL
Jon:
cuCUMber
Lil Don:
hahaha
suzanarchist:
JON!!!!
Lil Don:
LOL
suzanarchist:
ROLL CALL!!!
Shimosh:
GASPCUMber
suzanarchist:
...d
Jon:
lol
suzanarchist:
,,,
Shimosh:
DR. SCOTT!
Shimosh:
ROCKY!
suzanarchist:
nndjbkfsm
Lil Don:
vests.
Blaze:
that doesn't sound like it belongs to gaspard anymore
suzanarchist:
you guys
suzanarchist:
AMY YOU ARE A BITCH
Jon:
GaspCumberDIX
Shimosh:
DR. SCOTT!
suzanarchist:
THAT IS DUMB
suzanarchist:
AMY
Shimosh:
LOL
Lil Don:
Gasping DIX
Shimosh:
GaspCumberDIX
suzanarchist:
THAT WAS THE DUMBEST THING
Jon:
CumDix






Blaze:
gaspard's penis
Lil Don:
I NEED THAT
Jon:
LOL!
Shimosh:
lol
Jon:
you need gaspards penis?
Lil Don:
A Gaspard's Penis Chia pet?
Shimosh:
hahaha
Lil Don:
with growing sideburns
Jon:
lol
Blaze:
cha-cha-cha-penis
Lil Don:
hahaha
Jon:
cha cha cha maturbatory!
suzanarchist:
AMANDA
suzanarchist:
JON
suzanarchist:
DON
suzanarchist:
STOP TRYING TO GET MY ATTENTION
suzanarchist:
ITS WORKING




...and honestly, this is a very small sample of our conversation...

we really all DGAF.